Uneducated Inquiries

[Dr. Kobb]

Another time I was asked if we had any of the non-hot Red Hot sausages.  Now, what the customer was referring to was that we only had the "extra hot" ones on the shelves at the time, but geez. 

[Dr. Kobb]

So, any quilters planning on making New Year's resolutions for 2019? 

[Portrait in Flesh]

Dec 27, 2018 2:29:13 GMT -5 Dr. Kobb said:

So, any quilters planning on making New Year's resolutions for 2019? 

I'm going to try to stop doing whatever it is I'm doing that's been pissing off the Kosmic Karmic Konsciousness or whatever it is that's been plaguing me for the past couple of years.

[Dr. Kobb]

All the best is way overdue to you, PiF.  Here's to a much-improved 2019. 

I think I just need to get back outside again.  I realized that I have been literally going from vehicle to room, back to vehicle to bigger space, to vehicle back to room, with the odd visit to other rooms for one thing or another.  But apart from those brief minutes in between car and rooms, way too little outside time for Kobby in 2018. 

I don't make huge resolutions, as you can see.

[Billy A. Anderson]

Deeky, glad you took my Suggestion of Royal Anteater as a Member Ranking, and Glad that Dr. Kobb gets the honor of being the First.

While I'll be honored when I get to that rank, there might be a few on the way that I would also enjoy (possibly the Rank I now have?)

I can't remember those others now, tho. As long as I can hold a job, and receive a paycheck, I know I am not senile, but my memory might be dimming a bit with advancing years, although in a way there have been things I just could not remember, peoples' names, for example, since I was a small child.

[Deeky]

Dec 28, 2018 9:55:07 GMT -5 Billy A. Anderson said:

While I'll be honored when I get to that rank, there might be a few on the way that I would also enjoy (possibly the Rank I now have?)

I can't remember those others now, tho. As long as I can hold a job, and receive a paycheck, I know I am not senile, but my memory might be dimming a bit with advancing years, although in a way there have been things I just could not remember, peoples' names, for example, since I was a small child.

I'm not sure I understand what you're asking, buddy.

[Billy A. Anderson]

Well, I see the Rank I now have, and it's Doomsday Prophetess, which is a good rank. Also, before Royal Anteater, is Nipple Masturbator, which is a good one, and what was the other one?

OK, Deeky, I don't need to ask anything mofe.  My nexgt two ranks are Silk Cobra and Misguided Visionary, which are good.  Nipple Masturbator and Genuine Mink Jock are even better, altho i'd still prefer Jolt Cola Jock for that one.  Now onto more net surfing to post stuff on this and other message boards.

[Deeky]

😐

[Dr. Kobb]

I'm not gonna lie, reaching the title of "Royal Anteater" has put a little pep in my step and swagger in my stride. 

[Deeky]

Yeah, but are you an anteater?**

I think that's the important question here. Maybe post a pic.




** Do you have an anteater? I'm not sure the parlance in this situation.

[Billy A. Anderson]

Deeky, it doesn't really matter if a gentleman has an anteater. Even if he has no prepuce at all he can buy a device called the Manhood, and be a(n ersatz) Royal Anteater. If you, or anybody else is not familiar with the Manhood, or is it Man Hood? I'll leave it up to you others to check out this prosthetic device on your own.

[Deeky]

Dec 30, 2018 11:02:35 GMT -5 Billy A. Anderson said:

Deeky, it doesn't really matter if a gentleman has an anteater.

Yes, it does!

[Billy A. Anderson]

Deeky, I woke up from a nightmare that a big alligator had gotten into a former residence of mine, and was trying to get it, and my family and dog away to safety.

After starting my drug diet of blood pressure pills, saving the dieuretic for last, then taking a tranquilizer, I did some more computer chores, and did a search on the ManHood, or Man Hood, and was overwhelmed with the number of prosthetic male foreskins available.

For anyone interested, Senslip is a good place to start. One of their devices looked just like a real "anteater."

Or, was that some other company? (asking that since I'm getting drowsy).

I then did, a very boring, and taxing chore of counting a large amount of coins, and putting them into rolling tubes.

This chore wore me out so, that it is time for a nap, with, I hope, no more nightmares.

[Billy A. Anderson]

Well, Deeky, taking that tranquilizer and a nap have done me good, and I now feel energized to get back to the boring chores I have to do, including trying to find where the wires to my ceiling fan are located in which junction box, so I can put a wall switch on the fan. How is that for hard, boring work?

Since this is the uneducated inquiries thread, I think we can do more than educate ourselves on things related to ZAQB Member Rankings.

I'd say just about any topic, to relieve our ignorance on.

First one.

For quite some time, I have been seeing these Internet ads saying that the price of implanted teeth has gone down, and are now much more affordable
to larger group of people who aren't wealthy.

Is this some kind of a scam, or is it true?

The lastime I discussed it with my dentist, the prices were extremely high, and after some bad things happening in my life have greatly depleted my Life Savings, I had pretty much given up the idea of getting any implanted teeth (I need a total of four).

[Billy A. Anderson]

And, while we're on the subject of prosthetic devices worn on various parts of the human body, one thing that I have seen has been bothering me for several years, and I have mentioned it to a number of people and their answer is the Same Old:

"I don't know."

Occasionally during those years, I have seen people with what looks like a black plastic clothes pin, or possibly a potato chip bag clamp, over their ears.

The few who have answered other than "I don't know," have said they think it is an "implant."

Have any of you ZAQBers seen people wearing these gizmos?

Do any of you other ZAQBers wear them yourselves?

Are these things some kind of hearing aid?

Or, are they devices that help a person to hear better but cannot legally be sold as "hearing aids?"

I have seen on a shelf in a  supermarket, while doing my computer jocking, on pegs, probably something called,"not a hearing aid."

But having to do my work as quickly as possible, I never had the time to look at one of those gizmos closer.

And, by the time I left the store, I had forgotten about it.

Well, one time I remembered it when I was in that supermaket, doing some shopping, and I went to the shelf where I had seen it, and it wasn't there.

Sold out?

Not stocking it any more?

I did a net search on "not a hearing aid," and did find that meant what I thought it meant, a device to improve the hearing, but  that could not be legally sold as a hearing aid.

But, according to the resuilts of my net search the "not a hearing aid" devices cost hundreds of dollars, so that is not someting I would think would be sold in a supermarket.

And, does any of this have anything to do with those people who wear thosee strange looking black clothes pin/potato chip bag clamps over their ears?

[Deeky]

Are you talking about one of these?

[Billy A. Anderson]

Dec 30, 2018 23:46:37 GMT -5 Deeky said:

Are you talking about one of these?

Yes, Deeky, that is what I was describing.  I suppose if you found the photo, you can tell me what the device is intended for, and what it is called.

[Lemmy Caution]

Dec 30, 2018 23:57:12 GMT -5 Billy A. Anderson said:

Dec 30, 2018 23:46:37 GMT -5 Deeky said:

Are you talking about one of these?

Yes, Deeky, that is what I was describing.  I suppose if you found the photo, you can tell me what the device is intended for, and what it is called.

That's a type of bluetooth cell phone earpiece. Several different types exist. This one looks a bit older. You would tap it to answer a call --microphone is built in on the end furthest from the ear.

[Deeky]

It's a bluetooth earpiece. It connects to your cell phone to allow you to make hands-free calls.

[Deeky]

Yeah, what Lemmy said.