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Post by Marxo Grouch on Nov 29, 2019 5:56:56 GMT -5
One of the guitarists from my college band once realized that he was walking across campus with his cock hanging out. He had forgotten to zip up and he was wearing boxers with a wide fly, so it just sort of happened. He was about 20 at the time, so it's all relative, Kobbers.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Nov 30, 2019 9:39:47 GMT -5
One of the guitarists from my college band once realized that he was walking across campus with his cock hanging out. He had forgotten to zip up and he was wearing boxers with a wide fly, so it just sort of happened. He was about 20 at the time, so it's all relative, Kobbers. Seems to me that even a slight breeze would alert you to the problem before anyone else knew about it.
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Nov 30, 2019 19:29:14 GMT -5
One of the guitarists from my college band once realized that he was walking across campus with his cock hanging out. He had forgotten to zip up and he was wearing boxers with a wide fly, so it just sort of happened. He was about 20 at the time, so it's all relative, Kobbers. Seems to me that even a slight breeze would alert you to the problem before anyone else knew about it. This kind of scenario makes me grateful I'm a grower, not a shower...
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Dec 1, 2019 5:56:22 GMT -5
One of the guitarists from my college band once realized that he was walking across campus with his cock hanging out. He had forgotten to zip up and he was wearing boxers with a wide fly, so it just sort of happened. He was about 20 at the time, so it's all relative, Kobbers. Seems to me that even a slight breeze would alert you to the problem before anyone else knew about it. Ergo the reason why he has no record for public indecency.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Dec 7, 2019 18:10:30 GMT -5
So, I was on the way to the nearest WM Supercenter today because what in the serious fuck was I thinking?!? God-almighty, it was insane just navigating the parking lot. And once inside it was sheer pandemonium. I left as quickly as I could. I've got this extra discount card that I have to use this week, but Saturday damn sure wasn't the day to go.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Dec 9, 2019 15:31:12 GMT -5
So, I was on the way to the nearest WM Supercenter today because what in the serious fuck was I thinking?!? God-almighty, it was insane just navigating the parking lot. And once inside it was sheer pandemonium. I left as quickly as I could. I've got this extra discount card that I have to use this week, but Saturday damn sure wasn't the day to go. Sounds like somebody forgot it was almost Squidmas!
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Dec 25, 2019 18:00:50 GMT -5
So, I was on the way to the nearest WM Supercenter today because what in the serious fuck was I thinking?!? God-almighty, it was insane just navigating the parking lot. And once inside it was sheer pandemonium. I left as quickly as I could. I've got this extra discount card that I have to use this week, but Saturday damn sure wasn't the day to go. Sounds like somebody forgot it was almost Squidmas!
Of all people, right? I still have no idea what I was thinking.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Dec 25, 2019 18:07:56 GMT -5
Anybody planning any new years resolutin' for 2020? There's a ton of things I could do better with just a little mindfulness. The tricky part is picking the one most likely to achieve optimal positive results. I don't think I made a proper resolution for 2019, but I seem to remember hoping to cut back on the coffee some. Even that was too drastic a plan, though. I literally cannot function anymore without my coffee.
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Post by Deeky on Dec 26, 2019 9:22:17 GMT -5
Anybody planning any new years resolutin' for 2020? Working on my diet: I'm going to eat less cheeseburgers and more ass.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jan 9, 2020 13:43:38 GMT -5
I wonder if anybody has ever offered a people petting service? The idea is, you'd place an ad in your fave media and then come over to people's places and spend about 15 minutes just stroking their backs much like you would an actual animal pet. Just a way to bring a little happiness to the world.
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Jan 9, 2020 20:33:01 GMT -5
I wonder if anybody has ever offered a people petting service? The idea is, you'd place an ad in your fave media and then come over to people's places and spend about 15 minutes just stroking their backs much like you would an actual animal pet. Just a way to bring a little happiness to the world. :shrug: Yep. Example linked below: snugglebuddies.com/
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jan 9, 2020 23:23:14 GMT -5
That seems like a recipe for disaster. Granted, human petting would probably lead to some scandalous tabloid outcome, too.
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Jan 10, 2020 0:21:28 GMT -5
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jan 11, 2020 15:48:55 GMT -5
My only resolution is the usual one: read the books I have instead of buying new ones. The results so far are that I just received copies of Treating Traumatic And Complicated Grief In Children And Adolescents, and John Lennon In His Own Write And A Spaniard In the Works in the mail and downloaded a 3-volume novel of a Piscatorial prep school called Poseidon's Academy to my Kindle.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jan 11, 2020 23:52:28 GMT -5
Can anybody explain why plastic bags shouldn't go in the recyclables bin?
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Post by Deeky on Jan 12, 2020 0:17:44 GMT -5
They are probably made of a material that is not easily recyclable.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jan 16, 2020 21:40:07 GMT -5
Can anybody explain why plastic bags shouldn't go in the recyclables bin? Someone on NPR explained that the soft, foldable plastic used for wrapping and bagging things just wraps itself around the gears in the machinery so it all grinds to a halt and someone has to turn it off and unpick it. Think of the opening scenes of REPTILICUS.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jan 17, 2020 0:04:18 GMT -5
Well, that makes sense. What I do is use small garbage bins around the house that plastic grocery bags fit into nicely. Than I just knot 'em and toss 'em in the recyclables bin. I just hope there's someone at some point down the line to cut open the bags. I wash off all my plastics and glass before adding them. I'm trying to do right. I have no idea what's involved.
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Jan 17, 2020 5:58:34 GMT -5
I know how you feel. I do my part, and I get that it probably has to be somewhat complicated according to the nature of the issue, but I do wish they would be more precise in their explanations. I still don't get why some numbered items can go in and others can't.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jan 17, 2020 15:47:58 GMT -5
I know how you feel. I do my part, and I get that it probably has to be somewhat complicated according to the nature of the issue, but I do wish they would be more precise in their explanations. I still don't get why some numbered items can go in and others can't. And aren't those numbers about which recycling bin they should go in? What is a 5 inside a triangle if not a recycling code?
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