Mayzshon
Bell Beefer Supreme
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Post by Mayzshon on Jan 13, 2021 10:33:18 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jan 13, 2021 10:36:05 GMT -5
I like that there's a "Glistening and Jiggly" Contest.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jan 13, 2021 22:56:53 GMT -5
Like lime??? I got limes disease, baby!!! *glistens and jiggles* Made a batch of Florida orange cookies. Makes an ungodly mess in the kitchen but they are so good... |
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Jan 14, 2021 0:32:01 GMT -5
Like lime??? I got limes disease, baby!!! *glistens and jiggles* Made a batch of Florida orange cookies. Makes an ungodly mess in the kitchen but they are so good... "Florida Orange" sounds like a type of blotter acid... |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jan 14, 2021 13:33:44 GMT -5
Like lime??? I got limes disease, baby!!! *glistens and jiggles* Made a batch of Florida orange cookies. Makes an ungodly mess in the kitchen but they are so good... "Florida Orange" sounds like a type of blotter acid... These taste way better. |
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Jan 15, 2021 5:42:21 GMT -5
"Florida Orange" sounds like a type of blotter acid... These taste way better. And probably aren't capable of convincing you that reality is tasting you. |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jan 15, 2021 15:52:20 GMT -5
And probably aren't capable of convincing you that reality is tasting you. I've never eaten THAT many to know for sure, but... |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jan 15, 2021 20:13:13 GMT -5
But, you know, the black walnut shortbread cookies with the sprinkle of salt on top...they were phenomenal.
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El Santo
Cock Goddess
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Post by El Santo on Feb 1, 2021 19:06:58 GMT -5
I'm not going to call it a mistake to substitute 151-proof rum for light rum in your mai tais because you only had, like, half a shot of light rum left, but I'm not going to pretend like it's a good idea, either.
(I may be 75% drunker than I expected to be right now. Just maybe.)
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Feb 1, 2021 20:35:57 GMT -5
I'm not going to call it a mistake to substitute 151-proof rum for light rum in your mai tais because you only had, like, half a shot of light rum left, but I'm not going to pretend like it's a good idea, either. (I may be 75% drunker than I expected to be right now. Just maybe.) It can sneak upon you. Good grief, a memory just dropped out of oblivion and back into my forebrain about a 151 shot contest I got into in Texas once...man that was bonkers... |
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Post by Deeky on Feb 1, 2021 20:38:58 GMT -5
😆😆😆
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Post by Deeky on Feb 1, 2021 20:39:12 GMT -5
I definitely miss drinking.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Feb 1, 2021 20:57:04 GMT -5
I definitely miss drinking. Focus on the morning after to help clear away the nostalgia. Squinting against the twin daggers of daylight piercing your eyeballs as your bowels release a stream of flame into the toilet. And like that. |
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Feb 1, 2021 20:59:48 GMT -5
I definitely miss drinking. Focus on the morning after to help clear away the nostalgia. Squinting against the twin daggers of daylight piercing your eyeballs as your bowels release a stream of flame into the toilet. And like that. Or, the "Did we?...." "No." "O thank God..." |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Feb 2, 2021 0:19:09 GMT -5
I miss drinking, too. But, it seemed like (for me) the minuses outweighed the pluses. There are some pluses, though. I'll watch practically anything anyway, but drunk I'll literally watch ANYTHING.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Feb 2, 2021 9:47:29 GMT -5
I miss drinking, too. But, it seemed like (for me) the minuses outweighed the pluses. There are some pluses, though. I'll watch practically anything anyway, but drunk I'll literally watch ANYTHING. |
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Mayzshon
Bell Beefer Supreme
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Post by Mayzshon on Feb 7, 2021 20:00:39 GMT -5
My mom had a dream last night which featured the following culinary delight:
Deep Fried Meatloaf on a Stick.
I am now obsessed with making this a reality.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Feb 10, 2021 20:51:02 GMT -5
My mom had a dream last night which featured the following culinary delight: Deep Fried Meatloaf on a Stick. I am now obsessed with making this a reality. Breaded? |
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Feb 10, 2021 21:58:00 GMT -5
My mom had a dream last night which featured the following culinary delight: Deep Fried Meatloaf on a Stick. I am now obsessed with making this a reality. Breaded? Sell this idea to a state fair anywhere in the Midwest :) |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Feb 11, 2021 11:08:13 GMT -5
Sell this idea to a state fair anywhere in the Midwest :) Or take it in the road your own self! |
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