Post by Mayzshon on Apr 14, 2019 10:24:17 GMT -5
Ok, I worked 2 proms this weekend, so by 11:00 last night this is what my brain was coming up with:
Some cannibals had captured a missionary group and were celebrating with a huge feast. Now one of the cannibals owned a 30ft long snake as a pet, and he wondered what he could feed it.
"Well," said the chef,"How about one of these burgers made from Sister Mary? The only thing is that I'm out of buns, so he'll have to eat it on bread."
"Forget it," the man said.
"My Anaconda don't want nun unless you got buns, hon!"
Some cannibals had captured a missionary group and were celebrating with a huge feast. Now one of the cannibals owned a 30ft long snake as a pet, and he wondered what he could feed it.
"Well," said the chef,"How about one of these burgers made from Sister Mary? The only thing is that I'm out of buns, so he'll have to eat it on bread."
"Forget it," the man said.
"My Anaconda don't want nun unless you got buns, hon!"
