"I Squirted When I Farted." (Tom Green? Bathroom Emergency)

[Billy A. Anderson]

OK, People, I have added a bit to the title of the thread to clarify what it is about to anyone who has not yet read it.

I've done some work, and Tom Green's show started in Canada in September of 1994, and in January, 1999 it moved to the USA on MTV. I have not determined if the shows produced in Canada would have been aired (or cabled) in the USA, but to begin my search, I had moved into a new residence on October 31, 1997, and it was definitely at that location that I saw the late night TV show about the guy who asked total strangers if he could use their bathroom.

I'm going to guess I saw it on MTV, between January, 1999, and March of 2000, when production was stopped because of Mr. Green's testicular cancer, which I do remember him having videotaped and later aired on late night (I Suppose M)TV.

After production stopped in March of 2000, the show continued in re-runs until June 23 of 2003, when The New Tom Green Show, with a late night TV talk show format.

It is possible I saw the diarrhea bathroom prank skit first run, or on a re-run or on a commercial for a compilation video.

I'll concentrate my search on first run shows from January 1999 through broadcast of the last episode produced in March of 2000.

I'll start with the IMDB listings.

That is my strategy and I hope it produces results.

[Billy A. Anderson]

Well, Deeky, I put in a good bit of work "I squirted when I farted," which after thinking about it, seems typical of Tom Green.

I'm still working on my IQ tests, and maybe it's because I'm not all that intellegent, that since the guy playing that prank on people looked like Tom Green, it very well could have been Tom Green Himself.

But, people with high IQs could also overlook the obvious. I'm getting a bit repititious with that aspect of this story, and will be repetitive on another matter we discussed on another thread: changing the title of a thread.

I changed the title to "I Squirted When I Farted" adding, (Tom Green Bathroom Emergency) to make the threead more descriptive of what it was about.

Well, that was on a post in the mmiddle of this thread, but the thread title change was for that one post only and did not carry forward, or backward to the first post.

Yet, the change you made in the question for the Webmaster your deleting the title Webmaster and adding Power Bottom, and my making another change, adding the word "Webmaster" to Power Bottom, which I might have done, from the first post, and it seems to have carried thru to all posts.

I think all of this is just wasting a lot of time, that would be better spent by doing things that I have been procrastinating about, rather than doing this stupid, silly nit picking stuff.

[Billy A. Anderson]

OK, to get back onto the subject of the Tom Green Bathroom prank, What I posted at the beginning of this page, is also what I posted on the Lost Media Wiki, and what I will tell below is firstime, here on ZAQB, so I'll then post it to Lost Media Wiki.

Last night or early this morning, I did a very extensive net search on The Tom Green Show, on IMDB, and on other web pages and basically found that there were very few listings of the contents of the shows, and it seems that until I can find a list with complete content listings of each episode, there are a lot of Tom Green Show episodes and compilations on utube, and surfing thru all of them, probably at FF speed, might be the best way to find the bathroom emergency prank, but it's always possible that the episode with that prank might not be on utube.

[Billy A. Anderson]

I think the best thing to do, would be to simply ask Tom Green to confirm (or deny) if this prank was on his show, and if he confirms it, can tell me which date and/or episode number it was, and if it is online.

When I watched that compilation of his pranks, the comments section started with a photo of Mr. Green inviting viewer response.

I am not a member of utube, and am not sure how you go about becoming a member there, qualified to post questions and make comments.

Or, maybe that won't be necessary, and he is asking for comments to be sent directly to him?

If any of you other ZAQBers who are more knowledgeable about this can advise me, I would much appreciate your sharing your wisdom with me on this matter.

[Deeky]

Send him a postcard!

[Billy A. Anderson]

Sept 28, 2019 12:09:01 GMT -5 Deeky said:

Send him a postcard!

I'll consider that option, Deeky, although I don't exactly feel comfortable about putting the subject matter onto a postcard where the postal workers can read it.

Remember that scene in the Ultra Taboo film Mysterious Skin, (well, Deeky, not liking Greg Araki films probably didn't see the film), but male hustler Neal, is seen on a subway train, reading a post card from his buddy Eric who tells him about his new friend, Brian, and he writes, " . . . no, we are not f---ing.  Get your mind out of the gutter . . . "  I'm sure some people do write such things on post cards, but I just wouldn't do it myself. 

[Billy A. Anderson]

Well, I checked my thread on Lost Media Wiki, and it has now had 621 views, and 10 replies, 8 of them by myself, and 2 of the by two other individuals.

I have so many things I want to do and only so much time, but I'm sure I will eventually get down to writing to Tom Green, by whatever media he communicates by, and he can tell me which episode it was, and if it is available for viewing on utube, or by
purchase.

[Deeky]

Any promising leads on Lost Media Wiki Dot Com?

[Lemmy Caution]

Oct 8, 2019 16:15:12 GMT -5 Deeky said:

Any promising leads on Lost Media Wiki Dot Com?

So, what is it about intestinal distress that you primates find so important to know?

I assume rubbing one's cloaca on a moderately rough surface would address any lingering issues.
Though really, if you just sniff the quail eggs before stealing them from the nest, you can dodge the rotten ones. And don't just go eating random amphibians, even if it is monsoon season.

But pursuing a video of someone who may or may not be making a joke about the subject? This doesn't make sense, from a reptilian point of view. Is the goal to steal prey? To mate with the other lizard? To scare them off of a good sunning rock? What am I missing here?

[Deeky]

Dec 13, 2007 15:02:53 GMT -5 Lemmy Caution said:

Oct 8, 2019 16:15:12 GMT -5 Deeky said:

Any promising leads on Lost Media Wiki Dot Com?

So, what is it about intestinal distress that you primates find so important to know?

This ain't my thing, I'm just cheering Billy along on his shart dreams marathon.

[Billy A. Anderson]

Oct 8, 2019 16:15:12 GMT -5 Deeky said:

Any promising leads on Lost Media Wiki Dot Com?

None at all, Deeky.  The best thing to do is just ask Tom Green, himself.

[Billy A. Anderson]

Deeky, I now understand that the name a person uses to post to utube does not matter, although I suppose the email address must be real.

I just think there might be more Billy Andersons on utube than I could count, and how can I vary the name, probably the spelling of it, to make it unique and get it accepted so I can go on ahead and ask Tom if I am correct in assuming the bathroom emergency was a prank from his show?

He could very well remember it, and be happy to tell me where to find it.

I don't know if anyone on ZAQB has seen Freddy Got Fingered, but in the "parents guide," the writers never tell which character,or which actor playing a character does this, or that thing which parents might not want their kids to see.


Reading the details to what "a man" does with both a horse and an elephant in Freddy Got Fingered, I am now wondering if it was Tom himself, or another actor who did those things, that Ed D Louie probably would never have thought of including in his lost Jesus film.

[Billy A. Anderson]

Deeky, I forgot to mention that on lost media wiki the check I made on Tom Green's bathroom emergency had 850 views,but no one has yet identified the episode that gag was done in.

I also find it incredible that Freddy Got Fingered could get an R-rating with the content described in the "Parents Guide" on IMDB.

Quoted as follows:

Sex & Nudity

Severe 21 of 24 found this severe
Jim, intoxicated from whiskey, takes down his pants exposing his ass, slaps and wiggles it, taunting Gord, after he says "fuck you" to Jim.

In two scenes Betty is whacked on the shins with a cane until she reaches orgasm.

Betty begins to take a Gord's pants off in order to perform oral sex (it happens a couple of times); once he acquiesces, and another time he refuses.

A horse starts to get an erection and we clearly see his penis a man then runs over to the horse and starts to masturbate it, rubbing its now fully erect penis, the horse makes a noise indicating it is ejaculating.

Two horses mate a horse with a clearly visible erect penis mounts a willing female the male then trusts and hump vigorously.

A man sees an elephant with an erect penis and starts to masturbate it the elephant then ejaculates with a huge jet of semen.
Violence & Gore

Severe 14 of 20 found this severe

Gord puts a gun in his mouth because nothing he tries to do works out right. A man tells him to keep trying, and if it still doesn't work, "blow your fucking brains out."

A pregnant woman goes into labor and Gord delivers the baby; the woman screams feverishly, the baby is delivered when Gord pulls on it; he falls back holding the baby, while the baby is still attached to the umbilical cord which is attached to the mother.

Gord bites the umbilical cord and swings the baby around by the end of the umbilical cord still attached to the baby, spraying everyone and everything with blood until the baby begins to cry.

Darren falls from Gord's skateboard and screams in agony when he breaks his leg; we see his torn pants and a very bloody, exposed bone; Gord proceeds to (literally) lick the wound.

A dead deer is shown lying on the side of a road. Gord takes a knife and opens the deer's abdomen from which bloody intestines pour out onto the road. We then see Gord wearing the deer's bloody carcass while dancing around, and he is promptly hit by a semi-truck which sends him skidding along the road.

Betty is a sadomasochist in a wheelchair who gets sexual enjoyment out of being hit in the shins with a bamboo cane. She can be heard moaning and groaning (having an orgasm). Gord accidentally hits her in the face with the cane and she screams in pain.
Andy is repeatedly injured by running into the side of a car (leaving a bloody head and face), being beaned in the mouth with a baseball (leaving a very bloody mouth and a handful of teeth), being hit in the head with a drinking glass, and running onto an airport tarmac and into a plane's propeller (this happens offscreen, but a crowd of people are sprayed with blood).

In a cartoon piece the jaw of a centaur (he's half zebra, half human) is torn off and he lays on the ground bleeding; then he's tied to the bumper of a car and dragged around while his exposed upper jaw is dragged on the pavement and while the exposed teeth are being filed on the cement.

Graphic footage of a surgery is shown on a television briefly. It shows doctors moving intestines around and speaking of removing a tumor.

Profanity

Severe 15 of 18 found this severe

69 fucks, 12 shits, 13 mild profanities, 18 sexual references, and a lot of abusive name calling.

Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking

Mild 8 of 14 found this mild

Jim is seen drinking Wild Turkey whiskey.

Gord smokes cigarettes in one scene.

Frightening & Intense Scenes

Severe 12 of 17 found this severe

There are many disturbing gross-out scenes throughout the film.

See also

[Billy A. Anderson]

Sept 6, 2019 12:24:28 GMT -5 Deeky said:

As far as I know you are the only person perhaps in the entire world who is interested in Tyler in the shower.

Deeky, I would think that Tyler, the "star" of Tyler in the Shower, and Anthony Buttram, the maker of the video, would be two more people who are interested in "Tyler in the Shower" for a total of 3.

But, the video was made so long ago, that they may have have lost interest, and today, BillyA Anderson is the One And Only person on this whole planet Earth who
remembers and cares anything about Tyler in the Shower.

[Billy A. Anderson]

I checked Lost Media Wiki a few days ago, and the views of the thread on "I Squirted When I Farted" were then up to 913.

That is getting close to 1,000 views.

Yet, no one has commented in a long time.

[Deeky]

Dec 30, 2019 18:07:08 GMT -5 Billy A. Anderson said:

Sept 6, 2019 12:24:28 GMT -5 Deeky said:

As far as I know you are the only person perhaps in the entire world who is interested in Tyler in the shower.

Deeky, I would think that Tyler, the "star" of Tyler in the Shower, and Anthony Buttram, the maker of the video, would be two more people who are interested in "Tyler in the Shower" for a total of 3.

But, the video was made so long ago, that they have lost interest, and today, BillyA Anderson is the One And Only person on this whole planet Earth who
remembers and cares anything about Tyler in the Shower.

This is a lot of effort just to jack off, dude.

[Billy A. Anderson]

Deeky, I edited the post you quoted above, to read they "might have" lost interest in the video. Should have put that in on the first typing, and it has not shown up in your reeply.

I have no idea at all what Anthony Buttram (if that was his real name), and Tyler are doing today, and if Anthony ever became a professional film maker.

I was not expecting him to delete his utube account, and if I had known that would eventually happen, I would have saved his profile page, and the complete list of his videos.

I have not done any work on Tyler In The Shower in order to jack off. And, I will truthfully say that I have never jacked off to the video.

What interests me, as a blind, deaf indivudal, is that what I hear on the soundtrack does not match what the closed captions of the video say.

I know some closed captions are machine generated, and machines a lot of the time, do NOT hear things as well as going deaf people like myself hear them, or even people with better hearing than mine.

I have probably already stated all of the above on the thread on Tyler In The Shower, on the Members Only forum.

I was reluctant to get off topic, but since you did ask that off topic question, on this thread, I decided to just answer it here, rather than say, "Go to the thread on Members Only."

This thread is basically about the Tom Green (I am assuming it was on his show) bathroom emergency prank.

I have devoted an awful lot of time to try to get in touch with Mr. Green, to get an answer.

[Billy A. Anderson]

Now that I'm back On Topic of the Tom Green Bathroom Emergency Prank, I told about signing up for a utube account under pen name, but when I went to ask Tom my question, the name that I sign my paychecks with showed up, as a gmail account.

Also, strangely, the pen name has now shown up on my desktop for log in.

I have no idea of how to get a pen name so I can ask Tom which episode he played the bathroom emergency prank on people in, where my civilian name will not show up, desite my signing up for that utube account under that pen name.

I'm getting tired of typing, and it's getting near rum ration time.

I've done a lot of chores that I have long neglected today (or yesterdaay, since it is past midnight), and am ready to go offline until later.

[Deeky]

I'm sad we'll never have this mystery solved now.

[Dr. Kobb]

Jul 3, 2023 18:42:28 GMT -5 Deeky said:

I'm sad we'll never have this mystery solved now.

He left behind a plethora.  We still have yet to track down "Him".  I was always fascinated by Billy's wanting to decipher what the little people in "Bride of Frankenstein" were saying.  I never could figure out what the deal was with Tyler in the Shower, quite frankly.  Dude was homely by any stretch.  I'm pretty confident I'm forgetting a few...