El Santo
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Post by El Santo on Dec 21, 2018 21:55:22 GMT -5
I can feel arteries clogging just LOOKING at them.  I wonder if they can be mailed? I have had beignets though and they are sooo good! There's always overnight mail.
What I don't understand is why that word is pronounced POONSH-kee.
I bet if you saw it written in Polish, that "a" would have a little forward-facing hook under it. That means you're supposed to say it with your nose, and I can see how "oon" is a plausible lazy-ass American approximation of that sound. |
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Choconado
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Post by Choconado on Dec 22, 2018 3:12:24 GMT -5
It does indeed have one of those hooks, for the record.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Dec 31, 2018 13:47:24 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Dec 31, 2018 14:02:11 GMT -5
Yeah, but none of them got 5ft tentacles. So, ha!
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jan 2, 2019 2:11:14 GMT -5
I was briefly behind a pickup truck this afternoon with a sticker that read "I WANT MY DOG'S LIFE". I feel that way about this cat. Fucker's got it made.
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Post by Deeky on Jan 16, 2019 12:24:53 GMT -5
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Choconado
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Post by Choconado on Jan 16, 2019 20:00:32 GMT -5
That first "Drug Dealer" was clearly hocking advil.
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Post by Deeky on Jan 16, 2019 20:12:49 GMT -5
"Hey, kids, wanna relieve minor aches and pains?"
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jan 17, 2019 16:00:13 GMT -5
"Hey, kid, you got cramps? A pulled muscle? Stub a toe? I can fix you up."
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jan 17, 2019 19:20:28 GMT -5
I really want to know what kind of funked-up gang uses a guy in his 70s to try to recruit 8-year-olds. The Albert Fish Posse?
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jan 18, 2019 0:58:27 GMT -5
My niece sent me home with this lifetime supply of coozies from their beach house. That's a fraction of what they have.
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Post by Deeky on Jan 18, 2019 8:14:04 GMT -5
Are you a coozie collector or something?
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Post by Deeky on Jan 18, 2019 8:17:55 GMT -5
I really want to know what kind of funked-up gang uses a guy in his 70s to try to recruit 8-year-olds. The Albert Fish Posse? The kind that wants you to get on the funk train. |
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Jan 18, 2019 12:32:26 GMT -5
My niece sent me home with this lifetime supply of coozies from their beach house. That's a fraction of what they have.
I think it says something about the moral corruption ;) of this forum that at first I thought the card in back read "Happy Buttsex". No coozies with fur, though? |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jan 18, 2019 12:42:27 GMT -5
Are you a coozie collector or something? Quite the opposite, in fact. I never met a coozie I couldn't instantly lose. So, when I commented on the sheer number of them they had just sitting around in a big wicker basket, she said, "Got you covered". |
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Post by Deeky on Jan 18, 2019 12:58:21 GMT -5
I think it says something about the moral corruption ;) of this forum that at first I thought the card in back read "Happy Buttsex". Now I want "Happy Buttsex" cards to mail to family and friends. |
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Jan 18, 2019 13:02:59 GMT -5
I think it says something about the moral corruption ;) of this forum that at first I thought the card in back read "Happy Buttsex". Now I want "Happy Buttsex" cards to mail to family and friends. Doesn't everybody? |
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Jan 18, 2019 13:17:05 GMT -5
Now I want "Happy Buttsex" cards to mail to family and friends. Doesn't everybody? On further consideration, though, I think Kobbers needs at least a couple of furry koozies just as much... |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jan 18, 2019 13:17:24 GMT -5
This one deserves some sort of "honorable mention" prize:
Oh, and I counted a total of 36 coozies in there. That should do me for a while.
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Choconado
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Post by Choconado on Jan 18, 2019 13:26:27 GMT -5
What does the yellow one with faces on it say? (are they tiki masks?)
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I wonder if they can be mailed? 
