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Post by Dr. Kobb on May 17, 2018 14:13:09 GMT -5
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Post by Deeky on May 22, 2018 12:30:16 GMT -5
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Post by Killer Goldfish on May 23, 2018 11:42:53 GMT -5
I found out yesterday that a client's dad shares his birthday with Jeff Dahmer.  |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on May 24, 2018 1:56:40 GMT -5
A guy in the store the other day had a shirt that read
THEY CALL ME SILKY COBRA
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Post by Deeky on May 24, 2018 12:23:58 GMT -5
And there's a new rank.
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Post by Deeky on May 24, 2018 12:24:14 GMT -5
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Post by Deeky on May 26, 2018 8:47:23 GMT -5
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Post by Deeky on May 28, 2018 12:01:04 GMT -5
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Post by Deeky on May 28, 2018 12:52:09 GMT -5
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Post by Lemmy Caution on May 28, 2018 14:51:40 GMT -5
Behold! The rolling of the cheese! |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on May 29, 2018 1:18:54 GMT -5
Are they trying to catch the cheese or something? Why is everyone tumbling? Are they drunk?
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Post by Lemmy Caution on May 29, 2018 21:17:46 GMT -5
Are they trying to catch the cheese or something? Why is everyone tumbling? Are they drunk? Steep hill. Small cheese. High speed. I'd have to be pretty wasted to give it a go... |
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Post by Deeky on May 29, 2018 21:45:58 GMT -5
Yeah, you'd have to be drunk to go chasing a wheel of Stilton down a hill for no god damned reason.
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Post by Lemmy Caution on May 30, 2018 0:09:02 GMT -5
Yeah, you'd have to be drunk to go chasing a wheel of Stilton down a hill for no god damned reason. This article gives you an idea of the slope of the hill. Yeah. They're all crazy or pissed off their nobs. www.atlasobscura.com/places/coopers-hill-cheeserollingThat said: thank you for the user rank ;) |
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Post by Mayzshon on May 30, 2018 10:09:34 GMT -5
Last Friday, I found out that the last of my kidney stones was gone. So today, one month after I first went to the ER, I finally got the stent out.
Honestly, I think the stent was the worst part of the whole deal, it felt like I had wire hanger twisted around my kidney and bladder.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on May 31, 2018 22:14:51 GMT -5
Got peed at today by a red-eared slider! The manager at the pet store warned me about the way turtles pee, but it never happened as long as I worked there. I barely dodged out of the way in time when it happened this morning. It was incredible. That stream went halfway across the road.
Suddenly I understand Gamera much better.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on May 31, 2018 22:18:27 GMT -5
Yeah, you'd have to be drunk to go chasing a wheel of Stilton down a hill for no god damned reason. Sir, I think the article makes clear that if you catch it you get to keep it. Then comes the drunken pursuit of the resulting pizza down that same hill, with another pitcher of beer in your crop... |
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Post by Deeky on May 31, 2018 22:40:37 GMT -5
Got peed at today by a red-eared slider! The manager at the pet store warned me about the way turtles pee, but it never happened as long as I worked there. I barely dodged out of the way in time when it happened this morning. It was incredible. That stream went halfway across the road. Suddenly I understand Gamera much better. You work in a pet store? |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on May 31, 2018 22:49:50 GMT -5
I did back in the late 80s. I did reptiles, amphibians and arthropods. Today I just happened on the red-ear while driving in Cohoctah. It's "Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road" season, and my good deed for the day was hustling him all the way across before someone ran him over.
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Post by Portrait in Flesh on Jun 1, 2018 2:10:25 GMT -5
Got peed at today by a red-eared slider! The manager at the pet store warned me about the way turtles pee, but it never happened as long as I worked there. I barely dodged out of the way in time when it happened this morning. It was incredible. That stream went halfway across the road. Suddenly I understand Gamera much better. My mom got saddled with my cousin's red slider turtle. She's one big girl now, and will probably outlive us all.
But this reminds me of the time Jeff, trying to do a Good Deed, picked up a large turtle sitting in our drive way in order to take him across the street and put him by the little canal thingy heading down to the river. The turtle unleashed a pee torrent of epic proportions, necessitating some clean-up of him. (He's just lucky I didn't turn the hose on him.)
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