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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jul 12, 2020 9:09:34 GMT -5
"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use."
-- Wendell Johnson
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jul 27, 2020 14:39:39 GMT -5
Heard today at a training I attended:
"This sucker is highly researched!" |
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Aug 9, 2020 5:07:13 GMT -5
"Don't know if I can sleep at night Let me sleep on it" - 'Smoke', Meat Puppets |
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Nov 28, 2020 5:54:37 GMT -5
"We order rectal thermometers and you send us spark plugs! Both useful items, but hardly interchangeable!" -Colonel Sherman Potter
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Dec 20, 2020 10:53:58 GMT -5
"We order rectal thermometers and you send us spark plugs! Both useful items, but hardly interchangeable!" -Colonel Sherman Potter Well, Col. Potter has never been on ZAQB. That might learn him a thing or two. |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Dec 20, 2020 11:19:41 GMT -5
Honorable mention for Most Bizarre Out-Of-Nowhere Declaration:
"Saint Peter has been given direct orders from JESUS and HIS Father, not to let Judith Regan near the pearly gates. However, they have informed Satan that he will have a guest by the name of Judith Regan coming in on a rocket and she's wearing gasoline stilettos."
-- Andrew Wyatt,, a member of Bill Cosby's legal defense team, to a journalist, taking issue with the testimony of a witness who spoke up for the defense during Cosby's rape trial
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Dec 21, 2020 5:58:33 GMT -5
Honorable mention for Most Bizarre Out-Of-Nowhere Declaration: "Saint Peter has been given direct orders from JESUS and HIS Father, not to let Judith Regan near the pearly gates. However, they have informed Satan that he will have a guest by the name of Judith Regan coming in on a rocket and she's wearing gasoline stilettos." -- Andrew Wyatt,, a member of Bill Cosby's legal defense team, to a journalist, taking issue with the testimony of a witness who spoke up for the defense during Cosby's rape trial My only surprise is that he's not a member of DFiT's fraud voting fraud team. |
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Dec 21, 2020 5:59:50 GMT -5
"We order rectal thermometers and you send us spark plugs! Both useful items, but hardly interchangeable!" -Colonel Sherman Potter Well, Col. Potter has never been on ZAQB. That might learn him a thing or two. I wouldn't be the least surprised to find out that backdoor spark plugs is a thing. |
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Post by Deeky on Dec 21, 2020 9:44:13 GMT -5
I wouldn't be the least surprised to find out that backdoor spark plugs is a thing. Well....   |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Dec 21, 2020 12:42:06 GMT -5
I hope that somehow, in some alternate universe where TV characters are alive, Sherman T. Potter is looking at this. |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Dec 22, 2020 1:06:21 GMT -5
I appreciate you.
Customer told me this out of the blue earlier this evening. Apparently, other employees have been told that or similar. I don't know what is up with the trend, but it was nice to hear nonetheless.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Dec 23, 2020 0:04:17 GMT -5
I used to know a dominatrix who specialized in 'sounding', at times using electrical rods. We never did anything like that. Thankfully.  |
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Jan 19, 2021 6:38:51 GMT -5
"This is a dark day indeed here at SugarFap." - John Waters, in his second appearance on L&O: SVU as an internet pornographer
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Post by El Santo on Jan 20, 2021 18:50:43 GMT -5
An exceedingly trashed Juniper, on Donald Trump no longer being president:
"Fuck that guy, and fuck his mom, and call up everyone to tell them how bad his mom is in bed!"
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Jan 20, 2021 19:07:07 GMT -5
An exceedingly trashed Juniper, on Donald Trump no longer being president: "Fuck that guy, and fuck his mom, and call up everyone to tell them how bad his mom is in bed!" I'm not going anywhere near that hair, man...
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Jan 21, 2021 6:24:03 GMT -5
Jesus, I can his face in her face. And she has the same dead eyes.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jan 21, 2021 11:40:13 GMT -5
Jesus, I can his face in her face. And she has the same dead eyes.
I didn't say anything b/c I thought it was actually a Photoshop or deep-fake. |
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Post by Deeky on Jan 21, 2021 12:58:58 GMT -5
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Jan 21, 2021 13:44:30 GMT -5
Jesus, I can his face in her face. And she has the same dead eyes.
I didn't say anything b/c I thought it was actually a Photoshop or deep-fake. Straight up steal from da Foxnews. This is AFTER the makeup artist and the soft-focus lens. |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jan 23, 2021 13:51:25 GMT -5
An exceedingly trashed Juniper, on Donald Trump no longer being president: "Fuck that guy, and fuck his mom, and call up everyone to tell them how bad his mom is in bed!" I'm not going anywhere near that hair, man...
View AttachmentAnd even the hair appears to be a hereditary condition. Jesus. |
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