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Post by Killer Goldfish on Oct 4, 2022 21:16:53 GMT -5
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Oct 22, 2022 13:47:26 GMT -5
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Oct 22, 2022 16:52:08 GMT -5
Yeah, but lying about shit gets out the asshole vote.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Oct 23, 2022 15:09:49 GMT -5
I have been working at my desk after sneaking in to do some Halloweening, and at random times the keyboard is typing things in backwards. I just got this typed into the search box, for instance: redrum reldnihcs nella Dafuq?
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Oct 23, 2022 22:51:51 GMT -5
I have been working at my desk after sneaking in to do some Halloweening, and at random times the keyboard is typing things in backwards. I just got this typed into the search box, for instance: redrum reldnihcs nella Dafuq? You need to leave RIGHT NOW!*
*Unfortunately, since you posted that freak occurrence seven hours ago, it's probably already way too late.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Oct 23, 2022 23:07:50 GMT -5
I have been working at my desk after sneaking in to do some Halloweening, and at random times the keyboard is typing things in backwards. I just got this typed into the search box, for instance: redrum reldnihcs nella Dafuq? You need to leave RIGHT NOW!*
*Unfortunately, since you posted that freak occurrence seven hours ago, it's probably already way too late. I appear to have gotten away alive lol
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Oct 23, 2022 23:19:10 GMT -5
I have been working at my desk after sneaking in to do some Halloweening, and at random times the keyboard is typing things in backwards. I just got this typed into the search box, for instance: redrum reldnihcs nella Dafuq? You need to leave RIGHT NOW!*
*Unfortunately, since you posted that freak occurrence seven hours ago, it's probably already way too late. I appear to have gotten away alive lol GAAAAH
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Oct 24, 2022 22:16:35 GMT -5
Here's one for you. I found some supposedly nondairy ice cream -- Brave Robot chocolate cherry flavor -- and decided to try it. Well, sir, after I got it home I saw that the carton said it contains "non-animal whey (milk allergen)." So I said forget it and ate the whole pint. Online it says you can feed sugar to microflora and make whey from the result. REAL whey without cows.
So far I am not sneezing, my vision is fine and there's no headache I didn't already have. I suspect these people are full of it.
And let me add that their chocolate cherry nondairy ice cream is pretty flavorless. Almost as flavorless as chocolate Tofutti. And there are no cherries! It says it contains chocolate and carob...and cherries. Cherries that have no flavor, apparently.
Who would even think of making ice cream out of whey? That's not what it's made of.
WTF did I just eat?
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Oct 27, 2022 20:06:07 GMT -5
Can anyone explain why candle glass (which I assume is made to withstand heat) busts into a thousand tiny needle-like shards on impact falling off a coffee table?
As many candles as I've lost to shattering, it just seems like a design flaw. Candles should be made out of the sort of glass that busts into you know - like six pieces tops.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Oct 28, 2022 9:35:22 GMT -5
Can anyone explain why candle glass (which I assume is made to withstand heat) busts into a thousand tiny needle-like shards on impact falling off a coffee table?
As many candles as I've lost to shattering, it just seems like a design flaw. Candles should be made out of the sort of glass that busts into you know - like six pieces tops.
Are you buying any special brand of candle? Different kinds of glass have different properties. The unfortunate trend at the moment is to sell candles in these dainty, thin jars without the hefty texture of a good, solid Yahrzeit or commercially-made Hotfoot or Road Opener candle. Last time I had a jar candle break it was in 3 big pieces, and it was not one of the dainty ones.
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Post by Deeky on Oct 28, 2022 18:48:42 GMT -5
I don't think I've ever dropped a candle.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Oct 28, 2022 20:13:52 GMT -5
I've allowed two to slip off the back of the toilet tank. So that's on me. I also had one delivered a while back all busted to shit. Then too, I've dealt with my share of broken candle glass handling freight at work. Not lately, mind you. Just fruits and veggies these days.
Anyway, maybe jar candle is the way to go? I am just going by what we carry at work, and these fuckers break into a thousand tiny shards if they even hover near floors.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Oct 30, 2022 20:31:19 GMT -5
I've allowed two to slip off the back of the toilet tank. So that's on me. I also had one delivered a while back all busted to shit. Then too, I've dealt with my share of broken candle glass handling freight at work. Not lately, mind you. Just fruits and veggies these days.
Anyway, maybe jar candle is the way to go? I am just going by what we carry at work, and these fuckers break into a thousand tiny shards if they even hover near floors.
I had, not one, but two explode on top of my toilet tank. After that I put a handsome bowl of marbles up there and called it good. In other head-scratchers, today at ZAQB I can see everyone's profile image except my own.
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Post by Deeky on Oct 30, 2022 20:37:27 GMT -5
In other head-scratchers, today at ZAQB I can see everyone's profile image except my own. You're now sporting the default image.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Oct 30, 2022 22:22:44 GMT -5
In other head-scratchers, today at ZAQB I can see everyone's profile image except my own. You're now sporting the default image. Right, exactly. Where did my driver's license photo disappear to?
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Post by Deeky on Oct 30, 2022 22:23:52 GMT -5
Try uploading it again.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Oct 30, 2022 22:28:54 GMT -5
I couldn't find that exact fisheh but I found one that took...
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Oct 31, 2022 11:18:13 GMT -5
You're now sporting the default image. Right, exactly. Where did my driver's license photo disappear to? Weird. Did you hack yourself?
Anyway, back to candles shattering, I'm glad I'm not the only one who's had that happen from atop their toilet tank. I've got the current one sitting on a folded washcloth.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Nov 7, 2022 20:24:34 GMT -5
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Nov 12, 2022 17:12:57 GMT -5
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