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Post by Marxo Grouch on Aug 6, 2022 4:46:50 GMT -5
Not a rabbi. Not even Jewish, though I have a limited familiarity with Judaism. So I have not a fucking clue, and the next bit is a mix of serious thought and humor: I'm thinking in an orthodox or conservative congregation that'd be right out. I don't think a reform rabbi wouldn't sign on either, though the lecture might be different. If you're in a reconstructionist congregation, you might have a range of opinions from "No" to "Sure, why not?" --and, possibly, "What's a menorah?" More seriously, folks: a mitzvah means to fulfill one of the 613 commandments of Jewish law. Pretty sure there's no commandment concerning drizzling hot wax on anybody (sorry kids!). The broader sense of mitzvah as a "good deed" implies fulfilling a commandment, so no luck there either. Safe/Sane/Consensual seems like the guiding principle, but that's strictly secular. I can't believe youse are actually discussing this. Are you new here? |
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Aug 6, 2022 14:34:42 GMT -5
I can't believe youse are actually discussing this. Are you new here? I will note, in passing, that at in least some interpretations it is a positive commandment for a husband to make sure his wife has an orgasm every time. That is all. |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 11, 2022 22:21:46 GMT -5
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 11, 2022 22:46:17 GMT -5
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 14, 2022 21:44:08 GMT -5
GAWD will heal me!
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/woibcx/to_preach_in_a_church_with_a_venomous_snake/
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 15, 2022 9:58:29 GMT -5
 https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/wojlcm/nope_100_times_nope/ |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 16, 2022 21:18:20 GMT -5
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 16, 2022 21:21:35 GMT -5
Scott, is that you!?  |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Aug 16, 2022 22:47:05 GMT -5
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/wojlcm/nope_100_times_nope/
They keep it to this day in a box?!? What kind of messed up cult does...oh yeah...
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Aug 16, 2022 22:48:07 GMT -5
Scott, is that you!? Is that the "devil with the blue dress" he's defeating there? |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 17, 2022 7:46:30 GMT -5
Scott, is that you!? Is that the "devil with the blue dress" he's defeating there? I just found this random gif tagged #Santo. I wouldn't be at all surprised. |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 17, 2022 22:00:57 GMT -5
 https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/wqmhnm/cursed_damnation/ |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 17, 2022 22:12:56 GMT -5
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/wqrx1w/creationists_be_like/
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 20, 2022 15:22:51 GMT -5
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Aug 20, 2022 16:19:43 GMT -5
WOW! A place where Makkah is in many directions at once, and you can jam people into a wall to perform Salat... Ignorant both of Islam and inclement weather at the same time. There may be a testable hypothesis here:
h1: Test subjects exposed to the American Jesus subsequently received lower scores on standard intelligence tests.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 22, 2022 19:57:04 GMT -5
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 26, 2022 9:25:38 GMT -5
https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/wy3kf3/its_the_rainbow_effect/
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Aug 26, 2022 12:46:58 GMT -5
Also standard procedure against Djinn attacks. |
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Aug 26, 2022 15:51:36 GMT -5
Also standard procedure against Djinn attacks. As well as American Jesus attacks. |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 3, 2022 12:19:29 GMT -5
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