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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jul 5, 2018 2:55:55 GMT -5
I like the Armor All wipes okay. Do you mean the wipes for shining? or do they put out a specific cleaning wipe that you're fond of? I've got a lot of scuff marks and dirt spots on handles and other areas. Gotta get those off before I can just polish away on everything. |
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Post by Deeky on Jul 5, 2018 9:29:49 GMT -5
There are several types available, just get the cleaning wipes. (In other words don't get the Armor All protectant shit that looks like runny milk).  |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jul 8, 2018 13:45:52 GMT -5
In a total reverse line of thinking: How would you go about making a toilet look as decrepit and nasty as possible? This isn't an indoor one. I actually picked it up from someone tossing theirs in a nearby neighborhood. I'm going to have an arm or head sticking out of it or something. Maybe just grey and green spray-paints? Don't let me down, ZAQB.
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Post by Deeky on Jul 8, 2018 13:52:24 GMT -5
Coffee is a really good stain.
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Post by Lemmy Caution on Jul 8, 2018 16:45:02 GMT -5
Coffee is a really good stain. Soy sauce works, too. Teriyaki sauce might be even better, because the sugars would tend to make sticky bits that other dirt and scunge would stick to. |
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Post by Count Zero on Jul 8, 2018 18:42:02 GMT -5
Coffee is a really good stain. Soy sauce works, too. Teriyaki sauce might be even better, because the sugars would tend to make sticky bits that other dirt and scunge would stick to. Tea can also leave some nasty-looking stains. In terms of getting stuff to stick (which definitely would increase the grossness), I don't know how well it would stain porcelain, but soft drinks leave behind really sticky residue. |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jul 8, 2018 18:44:59 GMT -5
Globs of paper towel or TP can be tinted any nasty color you want and splorched all over the inside or outside of the porcelain and held in place with flour paste. You can make it look like clotted blood, fungus, vomit, anything you want. Embed a few mushrooms or fingertips or teeth, or whatever floats your boat. As long as it's something that floats in vomit.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jul 8, 2018 18:46:49 GMT -5
Soy sauce works, too. Teriyaki sauce might be even better, because the sugars would tend to make sticky bits that other dirt and scunge would stick to. Tea can also leave some nasty-looking stains. In terms of getting stuff to stick (which definitely would increase the grossness), I don't know how well it would stain porcelain, but soft drinks leave behind really sticky residue. It definitely stains porcelain. If someone pours a Pepsi down the sink and doesn't rinse it down you'll need to scrub it down with Comet. |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jul 9, 2018 11:12:57 GMT -5
Excellent advice, you all! And I will need some sort of fixative to hold it all in place, since the tableau will be sitting outside during Halloween season.
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Post by Choconado on Jul 14, 2018 10:30:04 GMT -5
Or you can just hook it up to my goddamn plumbing. I have to use a freakin pumice stone to get the water stains off my bowls. Yes, I've tried everything else already.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jul 19, 2018 18:53:47 GMT -5
Or you can just hook it up to my goddamn plumbing. I have to use a freakin pumice stone to get the water stains off my bowls. Yes, I've tried everything else already. You got some of that Flint, Michigan water, eh?
Say - since you responded to the toilet quandary, here's another that might be right up your alley Chocs:
We're contemplating some candle play in the S&M portion of the next session. She was pretty nervous until I showed her how there's just a mild sting and then a little residual warmth. So, the candles we're using are great. My question is, how safe am I rubbing some baby oil on prior to the hot wax? I understand it makes wax removal a lot easier, but that it also increases the heat feeling a bit. I know you're into heat/fire play, and wondered if you had any practical advice in the matter? I want her first time with the wax to be positive, and she's a pain wimp (like me).
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jul 20, 2018 19:15:18 GMT -5
If you're both pain wimps, can I ask, WTF are you doing it for in the first place?
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Post by Choconado on Jul 20, 2018 22:59:39 GMT -5
I'm kinda wimpy myself, but that doesn't stop rough play. And some people like it when their bottom squirms and shouts like I do.
I've personally never gotten around to wax play so I can't say for sure. There are definitely special grades of wax candles to use to be less harmful however. Standard scented candles burn the lowest temperature. I'd avoid candles that are marketed as "long lasting" and made out of beeswax, those get HOT. However, while they burn a little hotter than the scented candles and the generic white candles, soy based candlewax cools faster than the other kinds and makes less of a mess. If you're going to do oil beforehand, make sure it's well dried off before you start, you don't want a fire starter. Also, the higher from the body you drip the wax, the less hot it will be on landing. Also, the way I always saw wax play done at parties or wherever, it gets removed with a knife (preferably dull) scraping it off. It apparently feels like when you peel off a large chunk of sunburnt skin. Also of course, keep safety a high priority whenever you're dealing with fire. Happy playing!
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Post by Portrait in Flesh on Jul 20, 2018 23:47:13 GMT -5
I know you're into heat/fire play, and wondered if you had any practical advice in the matter?  |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jul 21, 2018 0:49:08 GMT -5
If you're both pain wimps, can I ask, WTF are you doing it for in the first place?
It's no different than the tickle torture: I can dish it, just can't take it. We keep it really light though. Even very vanilla people sometimes get off on a little slap/tickle play, yes?
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Jul 21, 2018 1:00:06 GMT -5
I'm kinda wimpy myself, but that doesn't stop rough play. And some people like it when their bottom squirms and shouts like I do. I've personally never gotten around to wax play so I can't say for sure. There are definitely special grades of wax candles to use to be less harmful however. Standard scented candles burn the lowest temperature. I'd avoid candles that are marketed as "long lasting" and made out of beeswax, those get HOT. However, while they burn a little hotter than the scented candles and the generic white candles, soy based candlewax cools faster than the other kinds and makes less of a mess. If you're going to do oil beforehand, make sure it's well dried off before you start, you don't want a fire starter. Also, the higher from the body you drip the wax, the less hot it will be on landing. Also, the way I always saw wax play done at parties or wherever, it gets removed with a knife (preferably dull) scraping it off. It apparently feels like when you peel off a large chunk of sunburnt skin. Also of course, keep safety a high priority whenever you're dealing with fire. Happy playing!
I've delved into it on occasion, both receiving and giving. In one particular case, A blister was raised at the base of my shaft from a too hot candle wax. That hurt, and I let the neighborhood know it did. We ended things right there.
The candles I have on hand right now are your standard white tapers. They seem to be at a nice middle-grade for heat/pain. Kind of clingy though. Thus my wondering about the baby oil for ease of removal. I'll just take it slow and see how things go. Like you say, start high and see from there (if I even bother with it).
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Post by Choconado on Jul 21, 2018 1:33:18 GMT -5
I know you're into heat/fire play, and wondered if you had any practical advice in the matter? Don't knock it til you try it ;) |
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Post by Deeky on Jul 21, 2018 10:19:55 GMT -5
I know you're into heat/fire play, and wondered if you had any practical advice in the matter? Keep a fire extinguisher handy? |
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Post by Deeky on Jul 21, 2018 10:20:59 GMT -5
Don't knock it til you try it ;) I'm not a fan of the smell of burnt hair. |
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Post by Portrait in Flesh on Jul 21, 2018 14:25:46 GMT -5
Don't knock it til you try it ;) I'm already having plenty of fun with drive by hot flashes, thankyouverymuch.
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