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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 25, 2024 9:54:59 GMT -5
I just learned we missed Left Handers' Day on August 13th.
Remember well the ancient wisdom of lefties:
"In catching, you fudge; in writing, you smudge; in eating, you nudge."
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 26, 2024 7:31:28 GMT -5
August 28th is National Dog Day, in which doggo finally has his day, I gather...
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 26, 2024 7:53:07 GMT -5
8/28 is also Women's Equality Day.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Aug 28, 2024 17:02:18 GMT -5
August 31st is going to be National Overdose Awareness Day. How exactly do we celebrate that?
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Post by Deeky on Aug 28, 2024 17:03:03 GMT -5
August 31st is going to be National Overdose Awareness Day. How exactly do we celebrate that? Buying some narcan for your purse? |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 8, 2024 10:17:14 GMT -5
I heard today is National Grandparents' Day, and yesterday was National Beer Lovers' Day.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 8, 2024 11:40:52 GMT -5
Not really a holiday, but I gather today is the shared birthday of Dario Argento and Devon Sawa.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 10, 2024 12:42:45 GMT -5
September 10th is World Suicide Prevention Day. Presumably you celebrate by hiding the bullets, pills and sharp objects from your friends and family.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 19, 2024 22:26:19 GMT -5
I came half an hour from missing it! Sept 19th, National Talk Like A Pirate Day! Avast, ye scurvy dogs!
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 20, 2024 8:47:54 GMT -5
I came half an hour from missing it! Sept 19th, National Talk Like A Pirate Day! Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Yah, I didn't find out until way late in the day. You'd think calendars would come marked with that as a holiday date by now. |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 23, 2024 21:42:39 GMT -5
August 28th was Rainbow Bridge Remembrance Day.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 24, 2024 20:22:44 GMT -5
Kobb informs me that this is National Punctuation Day.
!?!?:-',/:...; eh wot?
It's Sept 24th, BTW. (Deeks, when you're on your phone you CANNOT see the date a post was made, which is why I perseverate on this matter.)
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 26, 2024 8:11:59 GMT -5
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 26, 2024 14:12:17 GMT -5
September 26th is World Contraception Day! Get out those condoms everyone!
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 26, 2024 17:50:14 GMT -5
September 26th is World Contraception Day! Get out those condoms everyone! I have a mirror. It's cheaper.*
*Is a phrase that could be taken several different ways.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 28, 2024 13:42:15 GMT -5
Joe Biden informs me today, Sept 28th, is Public Lands Day.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 28, 2024 16:14:13 GMT -5
9/28 is also Penicillin Allergy Day!!! Just bear in mind that if you think you are allergic to penicillin, there's a 90% chance you're not.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 28, 2024 17:27:46 GMT -5
Joe Biden informs me today, Sept 28th, is Public Lands Day. Which explains all the rude gestures from drivers during my nude bike ride. I thought Joe said Public GLANDS Day. |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 28, 2024 17:45:02 GMT -5
For shit sakes, I just learned Sept 28th is also Strawberry Cream Pie Day AND Drink Beer Day!
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Post by Deeky on Sept 28, 2024 17:47:24 GMT -5
For shit sakes, I just learned Sept 28th is also Strawberry Cream Pie Day AND Drink Beer Day! I got stoned and ate a donut. Is that close enough? |
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