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Post by Deeky on Sept 3, 2019 22:48:44 GMT -5
I'm really not sure how to put this without sounding like a total nutcase or deviant. I have an odd phenomenon that happens when I am bathing/showering. When I get around to cleaning that last, most intimate region, it simultaneously opens up my sinuses and sense of smell! I never really noticed this when I was younger, but it is certainly a genuine effect now that I'm hurtling towards senior citizen status. Is there some link between my schnoz and my butthole? I don't think this ever came up in Nursing school. Please tell me even one of you has experienced this. I feel like the living embodiment of that "head-up-his-ass" meme from the ancient days of the Internet. I don't want to be that guy!
I touch my butthole about 9000 times a day and I've almost no sense of smell. 🤷🏻♂️
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 3, 2019 22:58:18 GMT -5
This actually brings up a question: Is Gamera male or female? Destroy All Planets (1968) makes more sense if it's the later.
I haven't seen that movie in so long I don't know what that means.
I dunno. It/She/He seemed to have a nurturing and protective role against the aliens invading the Earth. Of course, as a building-sized turtle with flames shooting out of it's behind, maybe Gamera viewed the attack on the puny humans as a hit on its tertiary food source.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 3, 2019 22:59:02 GMT -5
I'm really not sure how to put this without sounding like a total nutcase or deviant. I have an odd phenomenon that happens when I am bathing/showering. When I get around to cleaning that last, most intimate region, it simultaneously opens up my sinuses and sense of smell! I never really noticed this when I was younger, but it is certainly a genuine effect now that I'm hurtling towards senior citizen status. Is there some link between my schnoz and my butthole? I don't think this ever came up in Nursing school. Please tell me even one of you has experienced this. I feel like the living embodiment of that "head-up-his-ass" meme from the ancient days of the Internet. I don't want to be that guy!
I touch my butthole about 9000 times a day and I've almost no sense of smell. 🤷🏻♂️ I swear, it's the damnedest thing...
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 4, 2019 19:08:00 GMT -5
No one?!? Seriously? Maybe I'll wind up in some medical journal.
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Post by Deeky on Sept 4, 2019 19:14:53 GMT -5
EVERYONE, TELL US ABOUT YOUR BUTTHOLE!
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Post by Deeky on Sept 4, 2019 19:18:42 GMT -5
Kobb wants to know.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 4, 2019 19:32:03 GMT -5
Yeah, Deeky's just asking for a friend. It's funny this subject came up today, though. Today one topic of conversation was why, when people see roadkill or a pile of dogshit, they automatically flare their nostrils to take a whiff. As if they were closeted bluebottle flies.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 4, 2019 19:34:00 GMT -5
I haven't seen that movie in so long I don't know what that means.
I dunno. It/She/He seemed to have a nurturing and protective role against the aliens invading the Earth. Of course, as a building-sized turtle with flames shooting out of it's behind, maybe Gamera viewed the attack on the puny humans as a hit on its tertiary food source.
But that would make King Seesar female too, and I'm sorry, but those nipples of his are much too hairy. And wouldn't that make Godzilla female????
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 4, 2019 19:42:46 GMT -5
Would that make it Goddesszilla instead?
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Sept 5, 2019 4:52:50 GMT -5
It could be some sort of nervous thing. Not in a bad way, just in the fact that our nervous systems are connected all around our bodies, so you can in fact feel something in one part of the body that's affected by something that's happening somewhere else. I've had feelings almost all the way up to the attic that seemed to be connected to something going on all the way down at the ground floor.
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Sept 5, 2019 4:54:28 GMT -5
Also, while I would love to engage in the Gender Fluidity of Kaiju discussion, I feel I need to read up on the literature a little before I comment.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 6, 2019 19:28:01 GMT -5
It's funny how I can sit down to the computer to look for advice on removing glue from glassware - only to finish my session four hours later having never bothered to even look up the advice.
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Sept 8, 2019 5:03:33 GMT -5
I am not, generally speaking, a social person. I guess I was at some point, but it started to leak out of me in my 30s. I wonder sometimes if I haven't inadvertently atrophied some of my social muscles, but that's a topic for another time and place.
The itch being that, for some reason, strangers feel compelled to walk up to me on the street and talk to me. It used to happen to me back when I was more social too, but it happens to me at least as much now. Happened to me twice last week. (Three times if you count the odd man who walks around the neighborhood in a low-rent business suit carrying some sort of business pouch and asks you if you have a dollar for the subway (which very few people, and even fewer businessmen, pay for with cash these days.))
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 8, 2019 16:16:10 GMT -5
I am not, generally speaking, a social person. I guess I was at some point, but it started to leak out of me in my 30s. I wonder sometimes if I haven't inadvertently atrophied some of my social muscles, but that's a topic for another time and place.
The itch being that, for some reason, strangers feel compelled to walk up to me on the street and talk to me. It used to happen to me back when I was more social too, but it happens to me at least as much now. Happened to me twice last week. (Three times if you count the odd man who walks around the neighborhood in a low-rent business suit carrying some sort of business pouch and asks you if you have a dollar for the subway (which very few people, and even fewer businessmen, pay for with cash these days.)) It's your magnetic personality, Greenie!
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 11, 2019 17:49:56 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 12, 2019 3:44:04 GMT -5
I didn't watch the video, but now that I consider it, it's surprising that didn't become a thing sooner. Boom. Some fucker is going to retire in luxury for that gimmicky bullshit, and it was right there in front of us all the whole time.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 12, 2019 21:40:43 GMT -5
I didn't watch the video, but now that I consider it, it's surprising that didn't become a thing sooner. Boom. Some fucker is going to retire in luxury for that gimmicky bullshit, and it was right there in front of us all the whole time. You should watch it. The music is hysterical.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 14, 2019 19:51:09 GMT -5
More baffling signage. I was heading past the Main Four (as they call the intersection in the middle of Brighton) and way up high on this one building, in between the Rotterman's Jewelry entrance and the door to Mr. Ed's barbershop, in lettering different from either of the other signs, was this word:
determined.
With no capital, and with a period on the end. It appears to light up.
Determined to do what?
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Post by Mayzshon on Sept 21, 2019 8:47:35 GMT -5
"Gosh, why don't they make good wholesome kids movies anymore? Oh wait, here's one!
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Post by Deeky on Sept 21, 2019 9:01:08 GMT -5
Yeah, children love movies with random rape scenes and excess gore.
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