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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 14, 2018 17:49:31 GMT -5
Hiking? HIKING?!? Dude! You're supposed to be on the roof of your shack right now, clinging for dear life as gators and sharks swim by and your neighbors instantly resort to cannibalism before the storm's eye has even reached you. I don't care for your laissez faire attitude towards hurricane Florence much at all, young man.  |
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Post by Deeky on Sept 14, 2018 18:01:23 GMT -5
"Hiking" is code for fucking dudes in the rambles.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 14, 2018 18:07:26 GMT -5
That explains all the dudes looking for hiking partners on the local Craigslist.
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Post by Billy A. Anderson on Sept 14, 2018 21:56:23 GMT -5
Well, Dr. Kobb, I didn't go hiking, because I didn't and still don't know if there is a 7 PM curfew for my area,and when I wrote that post, it was too close to 7 PM.
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Post by Deeky on Sept 15, 2018 11:26:10 GMT -5
Deeky, I'll let you know, if Dr. Kobb can't remember before I watch the last chapter of the film. I uhhhh... what? |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 15, 2018 11:32:51 GMT -5
Pretty confident that Henry's Night In is dongless. They didn't start popping up in movies with any regularity until a few years later, I think.
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Post by Deeky on Sept 15, 2018 12:19:50 GMT -5
Yes, but do you know if Billy saw anything when he watched it a couple days ago?
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Post by Billy A. Anderson on Sept 15, 2018 12:40:31 GMT -5
Deeky, I still haven't gotten to watch the final chapter of Henry's Night In.
I've been taking care of all of my email and notices of messages on other message boards, and will still have Facebook to check after I leave ZAQB.
Then, I've got to make phone calls to a lot of places I want to go to, to find out if they have reopened yet, and if not, when they will reopen.
And, find out which, if any highways are flooded and are closed because of the flooding.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 15, 2018 12:44:02 GMT -5
Don't try for a hurricane pity party with us, Mr. Hiker man.
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Post by Portrait in Flesh on Sept 15, 2018 15:00:30 GMT -5
It just seems kind of clunky. What about "Nipplologist" or "Nipplemancer"? "Nipple-Fluffer"? I would love to be the nipple fluffer on a porn shoot. I mean, if there was such a thing.
This should probably go under the questions thread, but I've wondered at times just how sensitive a guy's nipples can be. I mean, they're pretty much decorative, no? |
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Post by Deeky on Sept 15, 2018 15:09:00 GMT -5
I know it's impossible to squeeze mine hard enough.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 15, 2018 17:30:09 GMT -5
Mine on the other hand are insanely sensitive, and seem to have a direct electric current running to my groin. I don't like them pinched too hard.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 21, 2018 16:45:11 GMT -5
We should all send Deeky various nipple-pinching implements that he could then model for the board. It could be a rate-review sort of project!
But the real reason I'm visiting this thread today is just to give love to W**M*** for their speedy-ass online order delivery. I swear, these fake ivy vines I ordered (for another Halloween project) felt like they arrived the very next day.
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Post by Deeky on Sept 21, 2018 17:03:40 GMT -5
We should all send Deeky various nipple-pinching implements that he could then model for the board. It could be a rate-review sort of project!  |
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Post by Billy A. Anderson on Oct 2, 2018 4:31:09 GMT -5
... a somewhat blurred psychedellicv hypnotic sex scene with a nude guy ... Could you see his dong? No, Deeky, I couldn't see his dong. The character in this nude lovemaking scene was Henry's doctor, and Henry, being slightly heavy set probably didn't have a good enough body for nude scenes. The scene was very brief, although throught the film there was an awful lot of beaver. Henry, who did his love making while invisible, had one scene, and while he himself couldn't be seen, the gal he was having sex with, really ground her hips and displayed her beaver quite suggestively So, early this morning, October 2, I finished watching the final 2 chapters of Henry's Night in, a number of months after I started watching it. I'm glad I did watch the entire film, but have no regrets about taking so long to do so. It has broadened the horizons of my appreciation of the deveopment of erotic films over the years. |
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Post by Deeky on Oct 2, 2018 7:04:20 GMT -5
Henry, who did his love making while invisible .... Wait. What? He was invisible?! What the fuck kind of porno is this? |
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Post by Billy A. Anderson on Oct 2, 2018 11:17:04 GMT -5
Henry, who did his love making while invisible .... Wait. What? He was invisible?! What the fuck kind of porno is this? Deeky, I suppose you could call it a fantasy film. Henry got some kind of magic potion that made him invisible. I couldn't tell whether (in the fictional story of the film) whether those ladies he was having sex with, knew they were doing it with an invisible man, or whether they thought they were dreaming or what. I wish I could do some screen grabs to show you the sex scenes where Henry is invisible and he and these ladies are having sex. |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Oct 2, 2018 12:54:53 GMT -5
These aren't the best grabs, but it'll give you an idea of the scenes Billy is commenting on:
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Post by Deeky on Oct 2, 2018 13:09:50 GMT -5
That is some top-notch acting!
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Oct 2, 2018 14:07:58 GMT -5
Henry, who did his love making while invisible .... Wait. What? He was invisible?! What the fuck kind of porno is this? Here's my write-up for it from Hypno Video #4:
HENRY’S NIGHT IN (1969)
Nebbish everyman Henry is henpecked by his overbearing wife Martha. He visits his psychiatrist, who explains that Henry has mommy issues, and to overcome this, he needs to screw as many women as he can(?). On his way to work one day he is distracted by an auction going on, and he accidentally bids on an old trunk. Back home, Henry discovers a formula for invisibility inside the trunk and begins secretly purchasing the necessary ingredients and lab equipment. Eventually, he succeeds in perfecting the potion, but discovers the only way to go in and out of the invisible state involves sneezing. From here on, most of the rest of this one is taken up with Henry’s exploits as he visits neighborhood women, sneaking in under cover of darkness and pretending to be their husbands and lovers. The viewer is treated to long sequences of naked women rolling around on their beds, air-hugging invisible lovers. Meanwhile, the psychiatrist has his own fun with Henry’s wife, hypnotizing and having his way with her. Henry continues his neighborhood rampage, only this time, he introduces rats into a get-together hosted by Martha. This results in the women all tearing off their clothes and running out of the house stark naked. For the finale, Martha and some of the neighbor ladies confront Henry, who accidentally discovers the psychiatrist’s secret hypno word, and causes them all to strip for him! Invisibility and hypnotism makes this one a certified trash classic for wish-fulfillment fans.
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