El Santo
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Post by El Santo on Jul 14, 2024 12:53:20 GMT -5
I hate to say it, but I had a Mandela moment when I heard that Dr. Ruth had passed. Yeah, I was very surprised to learn that she hadn't been dead for, like, fifteen years, although I don't have any specific false memory of her demise being announced previously. |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jul 15, 2024 20:23:04 GMT -5
I hate to say it, but I had a Mandela moment when I heard that Dr. Ruth had passed. Yeah, I was very surprised to learn that she hadn't been dead for, like, fifteen years, although I don't have any specific false memory of her demise being announced previously. I just assumed. She always seemed older than God. |
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El Santo
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Post by El Santo on Jul 17, 2024 21:37:09 GMT -5
Actual opening line of an actual ad that the actual Facebook algorithm just decided I actually needed to see:
"Woke razor companies love to take your money while trampling on your values."
WOKE... RAZOR... COMPANIES...
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jul 17, 2024 22:59:27 GMT -5
Actual opening line of an actual ad that the actual Facebook algorithm just decided I actually needed to see: "Woke razor companies love to take your money while trampling on your values." WOKE... RAZOR... COMPANIES...Seems to me a woke razor company would slash your values, not trample them. |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Jul 19, 2024 22:29:37 GMT -5
How TF do I manage to do things like this? I look for a book to put in a box. Can't find it. Give up. Walk away. Walk back in. Find the book IN the box. Pleased, I put another book in the box. Walk away. Come back. Neither book is now in the box. But finding another book I want in the box, place that in the box in its stead. Walk out. Walk back in. Both books are now in there somehow.
I mean.
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Aug 27, 2024 10:06:58 GMT -5
Not the first time I've found a fish in the yard. Gives an idea of how close I live to the water that the hawks will sometimes carry their catches over to my pines to feast. In this particular instance, I'd say that somebody was interrupted mid-meal. It was totally gone this AM.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 3, 2024 19:41:54 GMT -5
Somehow just fundamentally wrong  |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 3, 2024 19:49:52 GMT -5
Here's one. Approximately since the water-main drama began I have been struggling with a kind of borderline vertigo, as if I were in a fight scene on the old BATMAN show with the floor tipping under me. I thought it was just because I didn't realize the stoop was tipping under me, but afterwards it kept on until I could barely stay upright in the shower. Anxiety? What was this?
Well, on Labor Day I was pulling weeds, tottering sideways because tipping floor shit, and when I dragged a large tuft of Carpenter's Square away from my wall next to the hostas, I found a big-ass new crack running up the foundation. "I better report this," I thought.
My vertigo vanished on the spot. It's gone. It's as if someone were trying to tell me something all this time and I finally got the message...
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 4, 2024 9:42:52 GMT -5
Meanwhile, I was sniffing around, wondering if I had a gas leak last night. Turned out it was just dog farts.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 4, 2024 18:30:16 GMT -5
Meanwhile, I was sniffing around, wondering if I had a gas leak last night. Turned out it was just dog farts. That's the deadliest gas leak of all. |
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Post by Marxo Grouch on Sept 15, 2024 4:35:23 GMT -5
Over the past month, I've had a steady drip of likes for my most recent Instagram post, all from new accounts seemingly owned by women with OnlyFans pages. I'm thinking this must be some sort of fuckin' bot thing, because they're all brand new accounts and the same sample photos are on multiple pages, plus they don't seem to have cottoned to the fact that I'm not biting.
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 15, 2024 9:02:08 GMT -5
Over the past month, I've had a steady drip of likes for my most recent Instagram post, all from new accounts seemingly owned by women with OnlyFans pages. I'm thinking this must be some sort of fuckin' bot thing, because they're all brand new accounts and the same sample photos are on multiple pages, plus they don't seem to have cottoned to the fact that I'm not biting. Some weeks the only followers I get at Threads are bornpots. |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 18, 2024 13:37:15 GMT -5
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Mayzshon
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Post by Mayzshon on Sept 18, 2024 17:53:02 GMT -5
Over the past month, I've had a steady drip of likes for my most recent Instagram post, all from new accounts seemingly owned by women with OnlyFans pages. I'm thinking this must be some sort of fuckin' bot thing, because they're all brand new accounts and the same sample photos are on multiple pages, plus they don't seem to have cottoned to the fact that I'm not biting. Yeah, I'm getting the same thing, all on the same post. |
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Post by Deeky on Sept 18, 2024 17:54:40 GMT -5
Over the past month, I've had a steady drip of likes for my most recent Instagram post, all from new accounts seemingly owned by women with OnlyFans pages. I'm thinking this must be some sort of fuckin' bot thing, because they're all brand new accounts and the same sample photos are on multiple pages, plus they don't seem to have cottoned to the fact that I'm not biting. Yeah, I'm getting the same thing, all on the same post. Exact same thing on one of my random posts. |
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El Santo
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Post by El Santo on Sept 19, 2024 13:25:38 GMT -5
Their nearest living relative, the okapi, is considerably more plausible-looking, albeit still kind of weird:  |
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 20, 2024 6:41:19 GMT -5
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Post by Killer Goldfish on Sept 28, 2024 14:35:08 GMT -5
 This is on someone's t-shirt..? |
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 28, 2024 17:23:42 GMT -5
Am I having a stroke, or is that really difficult to try to read?
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Post by Dr. Kobb on Sept 28, 2024 17:24:38 GMT -5
Their nearest living relative, the okapi, is considerably more plausible-looking, albeit still kind of weird: Yeah, I'm seeing it in the ears and that's about it. |
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